Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Fruit Jam

Fruit Jam: Orange, Strawberry, Apple, and Green Grape, (missing Purple Grape)

After 30 years, since its conception in 1982, Fruit Jam has officially called it quits after Apple's demise. The group had been the biggest band Skyline College had ever seen. They were on top of the world, on top of the Skyline. Fruit Jam had got along well until the fame finally caught up to them. The band consisted of five fruits, Apple the lead singer, Strawberry and Purple Grapes as the guitarists, Orange the drummer, and Green Grape on bass. There is hearsay that the band members became more dependent on High Fructose Corn Syrup as they became more popular. Hence, it is under investigation whether Apple's death was a homicide or due to Fructose overdose.

Apple, Purple Grape, and Orange getting some 'Tose.

The High Fructose Corn Syrup addiction had been going on for awhile. The public only saw their success, while behind the scenes, they had already begun to break apart because of Apple's pride and impossible ego. Purple Grape could not stand his arrogance, Green Grape hated his attitude, Orange blamed fame, and Strawberry thought it was the 'Tose.

Apple posing with her 'Tose

The chaos that surrounded the band almost made it impossible to think that they were actually happy together once. Since their rise to fame in the 80's, their relationship had gone downhill... ultimately leading to Apple's demise.

Fruit Jam partying it up for the last time.
The Happy Days

Apple was last seen with Purple Grapes and Orange on the second floor of Building 7. The case is still being analyzed.

The last few minutes before Apple was spotted dead.

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